TELL ME. HOW CAN I NOT BE HAPPY!?
I DIDNT SCORE A SINGLE DIGIT FOR MY MATH!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY !!!!!!!!!!
But fuck it, i still did super badly. A 30.5 over a hundred? Whao. Im fucking pathetic man. I need to seriously study. Tutor me, anyone?

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Mother : " Fion ah, you know ah. Weijian topped his school leh (secondary 1) . Weihao got 7th in the whole level leh. You leh? 1st from the bottom ah? Do something leh, make me lak seh( show off ) a bit leh. Dont be so humble already lah. "

Me : '' Wah. You sure not? He first in his level? Not his class ah? He when so smart wan? "

Mother : " AH!? You stupid lah. Go study well and make me how lian ( show off ) to their mother lah. Everytime come how lian to me. I cannot tahan already lah. Get some award only call your auntie, tell your father and all. You've got so many awards and i've kept so quiet. "

Me : '' Then u call them and tell them about my awards lah. Take a photo of all my trophies and all, and show it to them during chinese new year or something. "

Mother : " You dont talk cock. Go study and gimme good grades. Better get good grades for your chinese, then i can how lian :D " ( yeah she actually SMILED )

Me : '' WHAT SIA. You told me the other time, '' Oh chinese ah? Fail nevermind wan lah''. And now you want me to score well!? Whao. "

Mother : Laughs and walk away.

Me: Stood there, stoned.

Whao. I think she seriously needs to get her head fixed. And i think my Mum is cool. ((((((((((: